Saturday, March
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quote du jour: "And there's beer on my breath as I lean towards your ear. I try not to yell but you can't hardly hear. I close my eyes and try with all of my might. Can you remember that feelin... Like anything might happen tonight." - Charlie Robison, "Tonight" |
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* * * Maybe it was the fact that three guys walked up to the table at once. Perhaps it was how we did it -- as though we belonged and he didn't. But when we showed up, weird guy was gone in about 25 seconds. I say that he was weird because of how he acted and especially because of the way he dressed. He sported a goatee, horn-rimmed glasses and some sort of indie-style layered t-shirt thing going on. However, he'd told the girls that he was a professional fisherman on some Outdoors Channel. Something didn't match. Indie fisherman dude passed our table several times during the night, but not once did he stop by or even give us a look. Weird. Yes, indeed. * * * After an early trip to the bathroom, I returned to the table to find a beautiful brunette in my seat. Most everyone at the table -- with the exception of the brunette, of course -- looked directly at me to see how I'd handle the situation. I leaned over her shoulder, extended my hand and said, "Hi, I'm Thomas." She got up and brought in a chair right next to mine. We ended up chatting for most of the night and developed a pretty good rapport. Nothing happened... but it's still nice to be able to develop rapport with beautiful women. * * * This one lady -- a M.I.L.F. some might say -- kept walking by and brushing folks with a set boobs that looked about 20 years younger than she did. One of my more intoxicated associates asked the woman what we all were thinking, "how much did you pay for those?" So, I had the pleasure of walking over to reassure her that we all thought they were natural and that there was no reason for her or her boyfriend to be hostile. Number of fights avoided: 1 * * * I explained to the brunette and her friend that I didn't mean to be rude earlier when I wanted my seat back. "I'm getting older, though," I explained. "It's not so much about the girl in the seat anymore as it is about the beer in front of the seat." Maybe I do have a future as Norm Peterson. * * *
Debbie
showed up after we'd all been there a while. Debbie is a girl I know but
I don't really known how. She is a friend of a friend, I should say... but
through stories our mutual friends have told, we sort of knew each other
before we'd ever met. * * *
The guy who questioned
the naturalness (Is that a word? It is now.) of that lady's breasts
is named Curt. He is probably the most interesting guy I know in Franklin.
He isn't afraid of of saying what everyone else is afraid to. He isn't afraid
of mixing prescription drugs with large volumes of alcohol. He certainly
isn't afraid of his alcohol. He is the one person I know here that is totally
unpredictable. Bringing him to the bar guarantees entertainment. The anecdotes probably don't mean much to anyone who wasn't there last night. And for every big detail that would make some sense in writing, there would be a dozen minor ones that would lose their value if I tried explaining them here. When something just feels right, it's hard to write about it. I went out with friends. Everyone had good chemistry. We met new people and had good times with old friends. No one got hurt or arrested. There was no one reason why the night was so great... and that's probably the best part of it all. It's easy to explain something when there is a cause and effect. When something is great for no reason at all, however, that somehow seems like greatness in its purest form. When it happens, you don't ask questions... you just soak it up because it doesn't happen that often. |
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